Bench.sh (1789B)
1 specific_bench() { 2 item="$1" 3 4 case "$item" in 5 Smartphone) 6 if [ -f "$inventory/.newmessage" ]; 7 then 8 _msg "Your friend texted you: 9 »Here is something for you.« 10 He attached a music file:" 11 12 parapluutje 13 14 _msg "A small package with a parachute is slowly 15 landing next to you. You open it." 16 17 ritem="$(printf "Beers\nChocolate_Milks\nBlack_dildo\nGoogle_Ad_coupons\nDeveloping_NodeJS\nAlso_sprach_Zarathustra\nThe_Birth_of_Tragedy\nSiddharta\nBaby_and_child_care\nThe_C_Programming_Language\nTo_Kill_a_Mockingbird\nSex_drugs_and_cocoa_puffs\nFight_Club\nCheese\nCocaine\n" | shuf | head -n 1)" 18 19 _msg "Your friend sent you $ritem. You are 20 thankful in the cold." 21 22 printf 1 > "$inventory/$ritem" 23 rm -f "$inventory/.newmessage" 24 else 25 _msg "Noone called you. You are alone in this 26 world." 27 fi 28 ;; 29 30 Chocolate_Milks) 31 _msg "You drink a chocolate milk." 32 ;; 33 34 Black_dildo) 35 _msg "You wonder what the people at the party are doing." 36 ;; 37 38 Google_Ad_coupons) 39 _msg "You go online and set up some Trump ads." 40 ;; 41 42 Developing_NodeJS) 43 _msg "You make a nice fire from this book. This is heartwarming." 44 ;; 45 46 Also_sprach_Zarathustra) 47 _msg "By reading this book your heart gets warm." 48 ;; 49 50 The_Birth_of_Tragedy) 51 _msg "You feel the same as the book." 52 ;; 53 54 Siddharta) 55 _msg "Enlightenment is close or just your cold death." 56 ;; 57 58 Baby_and_child_care) 59 _msg "Interesting." 60 ;; 61 62 The_C_Programming_Language) 63 _msg "You write some patches for your friend's software and commit them." 64 ;; 65 66 To_Kill_a_Mockingbird) 67 _msg "What a nice fire for your hands." 68 ;; 69 70 Sex_drugs_and_cocoa_puffs) 71 _msg "How about some cocaine?" 72 ;; 73 74 Fight_Club) 75 _msg "He told me about it!" 76 ;; 77 78 esac 79 }