Toilet1.sh (1530B)
1 specific_toilet1() { 2 item="$1" 3 4 case "$item" in 5 Plate_of_Bolognese_Sauce|Used_condom) 6 _msg "You flush the $item down the toilet." 7 rm "$inventory/$item" 8 rm -f "$toilet1/toilet/Vomit" 9 printf 1 > "$toilet1/toilet/Water" 10 ;; 11 12 Cheese) 13 # Space between punctuation marks intended. 14 if [ -f "$inventory/.isfrench" ]; then 15 _msg "You made it here with the smelly cheese ! 16 17 The cheese tells you: 18 « Je t’aime ! » 19 20 You look deep into the eyes of the 21 cheese and realize it wants it too ! 22 23 Now let us do it, you lovely cheese ! 24 25 You have a French orgy with the 26 cheese. The whole toilet is now full 27 of cheese." 28 mv "$inventory/$item" "$toilet2/shower" 29 30 if [ -f "$kitchen/sink/Black_dildo" -o \ 31 "$hipsters/obese/.inkitchensink" ] && \ 32 [ -f "$toilet2/shower/Black_dildo" ]; then 33 _msg "You hear a strange noise coming from the NeXT machine." 34 rm -f "$inventory/.notyet" 35 fi 36 fi 37 ;; 38 39 Black_dildo) 40 if [ -f "$inventory/.isfrench" ]; 41 then 42 _msg "You read the sign: 43 44 « Cette toilette est réservé pour le 45 sexe de fromage ! » 46 47 and stop your intention." 48 else 49 _msg "You stick the black dildo in the shower drain, 50 rendering it shut." 51 mv "$inventory/$item" "$toilet1/shower" 52 if [ -f "$kitchen/sink/Cheese" ]; then 53 if [ -f "$toilet2/shower/Black_dildo" ]; then 54 _msg "You hear a strange noise coming from the NeXT machine." 55 rm -f "$inventory/.notyet" 56 fi 57 fi 58 fi 59 ;; 60 esac 61 }