kitchen-sink.sh (1115B)
1 specific_talk_kitchensink() { 2 item="$1" 3 case "$item" in 4 Black_dildo) 5 if [ -f "$inventory/.isfrench" ]; 6 then 7 _msg "You stick the black dildo in the kitchen 8 sink drain, rendering it shut." 9 10 if [ -f "$toilet1/shower/Cheese" ] && \ 11 [ -f "$toilet2/shower/Black_dildo" ]; then 12 _msg "You hear a strange noise coming from the NeXT machine." 13 rm -f "$inventory/.notyet" 14 fi 15 fi 16 mv "$inventory/$item" "$kitchen/sink" 17 ;; 18 Cheese) 19 if [ -f "$inventory/.isfrench" ]; then 20 if [ -f "$hipsters/obese/.inkitchensink" ]; then 21 _msg "The kitchen sink is blocked by 22 the spaniard." 23 else 24 _msg "You are French! Why would you 25 put smelly cheese into a kitchen 26 sink! Dare you!" 27 fi 28 else 29 _msg "You place the cheese in the kitchen sink." 30 mv "$inventory/$item" "$kitchen/sink" 31 if [ -f "$toilet1/shower/Black_dildo" -o \ 32 "$hipsters/obese/.takingashit" ] && \ 33 [ -f "$toilet2/shower/Black_dildo" ]; then 34 _msg "You hear a strange noise coming from the NeXT machine." 35 rm -f "$inventory/.notyet" 36 fi 37 fi 38 ;; 39 esac 40 }