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kitchen-sink.sh (1115B)


      1 specific_talk_kitchensink() {
      2 	item="$1"
      3 	case "$item" in
      4 		Black_dildo)
      5 			if [ -f "$inventory/.isfrench" ];
      6 			then
      7 				_msg "You stick the black dildo in the kitchen
      8 					sink drain, rendering it shut."
      9 
     10 				if [ -f "$toilet1/shower/Cheese" ] && \
     11 						[ -f "$toilet2/shower/Black_dildo" ]; then
     12 					_msg "You hear a strange noise coming from the NeXT machine."
     13 					rm -f "$inventory/.notyet"
     14 				fi
     15 			fi
     16 			mv "$inventory/$item" "$kitchen/sink"
     17 			;;
     18 		Cheese)
     19 			if [ -f "$inventory/.isfrench" ]; then
     20 				if [ -f "$hipsters/obese/.inkitchensink" ]; then
     21 					_msg "The kitchen sink is blocked by
     22 						the spaniard."
     23 				else
     24 					_msg "You are French! Why would you
     25 						put smelly cheese into a kitchen
     26 						sink! Dare you!"
     27 				fi
     28 			else
     29 				_msg "You place the cheese in the kitchen sink."
     30 				mv "$inventory/$item" "$kitchen/sink"
     31 				if [ -f "$toilet1/shower/Black_dildo" -o \
     32 						"$hipsters/obese/.takingashit" ] && \
     33 						[ -f "$toilet2/shower/Black_dildo" ]; then
     34 					_msg "You hear a strange noise coming from the NeXT machine."
     35 					rm -f "$inventory/.notyet"
     36 				fi
     37 			fi
     38 			;;
     39 	esac
     40 }