dotg

a bitreich fosdem adventure
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talk-girls.sh (1324B)


      1 specific_talk_girls() {
      2 	item="$1"
      3 	case "$item" in
      4 		Beers)
      5 			oldcount="$(cat $inventory/Beers)"
      6 			if [ "$oldcount" -lt 2 ]; then
      7 				_msg "You don't have enough beers to give."
      8 			else
      9 				_msg 'You hand over two beers to the girls.
     10 
     11 					"Why thank you! This sure is nice." - They smile.
     12 
     13 					"Say, could you do us a favor? There is a thing in the closet in the
     14 					small bedroom over there. Would you mind going there and bringing it
     15 					back to us?" - One of the girls asks.
     16 
     17 					"Hm, what is it?" - You ask.
     18 
     19 					"Eh, just go, you will figure it out when you see it" - The other one winks.
     20 
     21 					You wonder for a short second, and say: "Ah well, why not!".
     22 
     23 					You smile.'
     24 				printf 1 > "$inventory/.letusfuck"
     25 				dropitem "$item"
     26 				dropitem "$item"
     27 			fi
     28 			;;
     29 
     30 		Black_dildo)
     31 			_msg "You whip out a big black dildo in front of the girls. They laugh
     32 				because they know what's up. Anyone else would be disgusted/shocked."
     33 			;;
     34 
     35 		Baby_and_child_care)
     36 			_msg "You show the Baby and child care book to the girls, obviously trolling.
     37 				They look confused and somewhat worried."
     38 			;;
     39 
     40 		To_Kill_a_Mockingbird)
     41 			_msg '"One of my favorite books!", one of the girls says.
     42 
     43 				You hand the book over to her, and say: "Enjoy it".
     44 
     45 				You wink at her.'
     46 			mv "$inventory/$item" "$books"
     47 			;;
     48 	esac
     49 }
     50