dotg

a bitreich fosdem adventure
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talk-hipster.sh (778B)

      1 specific_talk_hipster() {
      2 	item="$1"
      3 
      4 	case "$item" in
      5 		Black_dildo)
      6 			_msg "You make gay jokes at the hipster.
      7 
      8 				His eyes tear up."
      9 			;;
     10 
     11 		To_Kill_a_Mockingbird)
     12 			_msg '"Ha, did you know my name is Atticus?"
     13 
     14 				You are shocked.'
     15 			;;
     16 
     17 		Fight_Club)
     18 			_msg "Oh wow! That's one of my favorite movies. I didn't know they wrote
     19 				a book after it... I probably won't read it, but cool!
     20 
     21 				You are shocked. You take a sip of rakia to recover"
     22 			;;
     23 
     24 		The_C_Programming_Language)
     25 			_msg "He is shocked.
     26 
     27 				You're shocked."
     28 			;;
     29 
     30 		Decorated_condom_balloon|Condom_balloon)
     31 			_msg "You repeatedly hit the Macbook hipster on the head with the $item.
     32 
     33 				The hipster pops it and continues to work on his WebGL portfolio."
     34 			rm -f "$inventory/$item"
     35 			;;
     36 	esac
     37 }