commit 6abf58b066bb15234d216814faaf471eed3745f2
parent bdc493a6a81c3663cf3b11f249b818d68f72771f
Author: parazyd <parazyd@dyne.org>
Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2018 00:00:10 +0100
Finalize kitchen. It's time to hunt for bugs.
Diffstat:
15 files changed, 134 insertions(+), 9 deletions(-)
diff --git a/act-i/Balcony.sh b/act-i/Balcony.sh
@@ -8,5 +8,15 @@ specific_balcony() {
The balloon flies away."
rm -f "$inventory/$item"
;;
+ Plastic_bag)
+ _msg "The wind makes your $item fly away...
+
+ You're sad."
+ rm -f "$inventory/$item"
+ ;;
+ Black_dildo)
+ _msg "You smash a beer bottle with the $item"
+ takebeer Beers; dropitem Beers
+ ;;
esac
}
diff --git a/act-i/Bedroom1.sh b/act-i/Bedroom1.sh
@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
+specific_bedroom1() {
+ item="$1"
+
+ case "$item" in
+ Smartphone)
+ _msg "You take a dick pic with your smartphone."
+ ;;
+ esac
+}
diff --git a/act-i/Bedroom2.sh b/act-i/Bedroom2.sh
@@ -7,5 +7,12 @@ specific_bedroom2() {
rm "$inventory/$item"
rm "$bedroom2/.notyet"
;;
+ Black_dildo)
+ if [ -f "$bedroom2/Unlocked_Macbook" ]; then
+ _msg "You smash the Macbook with the dildo."
+ mv "$bedroom2/Unlocked_Macbook" "$bedroom2/Smashed_Macbook"
+ else
+ _msg "You lick the $item"
+ fi
esac
}
diff --git a/act-i/Kitchen.dcgi b/act-i/Kitchen.dcgi
@@ -36,8 +36,8 @@ cat <<EOM
[1|Inspect the table|$path/kit-table.dcgi|server|port]
[1|Inspect the cupboards|$path/kit-cups.dcgi|server|port]
-[1|Inspect the sink|$path/kit-sink.dcgi|server|port]
-[1|Inspect the fridge|$path/kit-fridge.dcgi|server|port]
+[1|Inspect the sink|$path/kitchen-sink.dcgi|server|port]
+[1|Inspect the fridge|$path/kitchen-fridge.dcgi|server|port]
[1|Check inventory|$path/inventory.dcgi|server|port]
EOM
diff --git a/act-i/Kitchen.sh b/act-i/Kitchen.sh
@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+specific_kitchen() {
+ item="$1"
+
+ case "$item" in
+ Smartphone)
+ _msg "You take a selfie with some hipsters."
+ ;;
+
+ Plate_of_Bolognese_Sauce)
+ _msg "You eat the $item"
+ rm -f "$inventory/$item"
+ ;;
+
+ Chocolate_Milks)
+ _msg "You spill a bottle of chocolate milk in the sink."
+ dropitem "$item"
+ ;;
+
+ Condom_balloon)
+ _msg "The Christians are shocked that you're using contraception"
+ _msg "They break your balloon."
+ rm -f "$inventory/$item"
+ ;;
+ esac
+}
diff --git a/act-i/config b/act-i/config
@@ -97,6 +97,7 @@ printf 1 > "$kitchen/fridge/Old_yoghurt"
printf 8 > "$kitchen/fridge/Beers"
printf 8 > "$kitchen/fridge/Chocolate_Milks"
printf 1 > "$kitchen/fridge/Plastic_bag"
+printf 1 > "$kitchen/fridge/.notyet"
printf 1 > "$kitchen/table/Empty_beer_bottles"
printf 1 > "$kitchen/table/Rolling_tobacco"
printf 1 > "$kitchen/table/Empty_Glasses"
@@ -104,4 +105,3 @@ printf 1 > "$kitchen/cupboard/Plates"
printf 1 > "$kitchen/cupboard/Empty_Glasses"
printf 1 > "$kitchen/sink/Dirt"
printf 1 > "$kitchen/sink/.notyet"
-printf 1 > "$kitchen/.notyet-fridge"
diff --git a/act-i/functions b/act-i/functions
@@ -149,6 +149,10 @@ use_generic() {
echo "You smoke a cigarette."
;;
+ Rolling_tobacco)
+ echo "You roll and smoke a cigarette."
+ ;;
+
Beers)
dropitem "$item"
echo "You drink a beer."
@@ -215,6 +219,10 @@ use_specific() {
kitchen-sink)
. kitchen-sink.sh
specific_talk_kitchensink "$item"
+ ;;
+ kitchen-fridge)
+ . kitchen-fridge.sh "$item"
+ ;;
Hipster_Area)
. Hipster_Area.sh
specific_talk_hipsterarea "$item"
@@ -223,6 +231,10 @@ use_specific() {
. Balcony.sh
specific_balcony "$item"
;;
+ Bedroom1)
+ . Bedroom1.sh
+ specific_bedroom1 "$item"
+ ;;
Bedroom2)
. Bedroom2.sh
specific_bedroom2 "$item"
@@ -235,6 +247,10 @@ use_specific() {
. Toilet2.sh
specific_toilet2 "$item"
;;
+ Kitchen)
+ . Kitchen.sh
+ specific_kitchen "$item"
+ ;;
*)
echo "Not implemented"
;;
diff --git a/act-i/kit-cups.dcgi b/act-i/kit-cups.dcgi
@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+
+. config
+. functions
+
+_msg "You take a closer look at the cupboards and you see:"
+list_items_to take "$kitchen/cupboard"
+
+_msg "[1|Exit|$path/$(cat $savegame/room).dcgi|server|port]"
diff --git a/act-i/kit-table.dcgi b/act-i/kit-table.dcgi
@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+
+. config
+. functions
+
+_msg "You take a closer look at the table and you see:"
+list_items_to take "$kitchen/table"
+
+_msg "[1|Exit|$path/$(cat $savegame/room).dcgi|server|port]"
diff --git a/act-i/kitchen-fridge.dcgi b/act-i/kitchen-fridge.dcgi
@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+
+. config
+echo kitchen-fridge > $savegame/room
+. maps
+. functions
+
+map_kitchen
+
+_msg "## HIPSTER AREA (HIP)"
+
+if [ -f "$kitchen/fridge/.notyet" ]; then
+ _msg "You run into some enthusiastic Christians.
+ They do not let you look at or open the fridge."
+else
+ _msg "You're at the fridge. You see:"
+ list_items_to take "$kitchen/fridge"
+fi
+
+cat <<EOM
+
+[1|Check inventory|$path/inventory.dcgi|server|port]
+
+[1|Exit|$path/Kitchen.dcgi|server|port]
+EOM
diff --git a/act-i/kitchen-fridge.sh b/act-i/kitchen-fridge.sh
@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+specific_talk_kitchenfridge() {
+ item="$1"
+ case "$item" in
+ Decorated_condom_balloon)
+ _msg "You show the Satan-marked balloon to the Christians."
+ _msg "They get scared and run away."
+ rm -f "$kitchen/fridge/.notyet"
+ ;;
+ esac
+}
+
diff --git a/act-i/talk-20h.sh b/act-i/talk-20h.sh
@@ -59,7 +59,8 @@ specific_talk_20h() {
Also_sprach_Zarathustra)
_msg "God dies.
- Your friend takes the book and starts babbling about the meaning of life."
+ Your friend takes the book and starts babbling about the meaning of life.
+ Also, Satan."
dropsauce 20h
mv "$inventory/$item" "$hipsters/20h"
printf 1 > "$hipsters/20h/.meaningoflife"
@@ -77,6 +78,8 @@ specific_talk_20h() {
Siddhartha)
_msg '"Religions suck." - He says.
+ Satan is the only answer.
+
You nod.'
;;
diff --git a/act-i/talk-balcony.sh b/act-i/talk-balcony.sh
@@ -6,7 +6,9 @@ specific_talk_balcony() {
_msg '"A-a-are t-th-those Google Ad coupons?" - One of the bearded
guys stutters.
- The hipsters are speechless.'
+ "Santa once brought them to me for Christmas."
+
+ The hipsters are continue being hip.'
;;
esac
}
diff --git a/act-i/talk-elves.sh b/act-i/talk-elves.sh
@@ -17,6 +17,8 @@ The party host jumps on the table and starts pissing on everyone.
A dog comes into the room and starts fucking one of the girls.
+The Christians get naked and masturbase furiously.
+
Your friend follows the Code of Conduct precisely.
The Macbook hipster bends over the sink and gets fucked by the fat spaniard.
diff --git a/act-i/usecases.csv b/act-i/usecases.csv
@@ -3,8 +3,6 @@ Plastic_bottle_of_rakia,anywhere
Cigarettes,anywhere
Smartphone,Kitchen,Bedroom1,talk-20h,Toilet2,talk-host
Plate_of_Bolognese_Sauce,Kitchen,Hipster_Area,Toilet1,Toilet2,talk-gentoo
-Empty_Beer_Bottles,Balcony,Kitchen
-Empty_Glasses,Kitchen
Beers,talk-girls,talk-nerds,talk-20h,talk-gentoo,anywhere
Chocolate_Milks,talk-gentoo,talk-nerds,Kitchen,talk-20h
Black_dildo,Toilet1,Balcony,Bedroom1,Bedroom2,talk-girls,talk-20h,talk-hipster
@@ -14,11 +12,10 @@ Locked_computer,talk-20h
Keychain_with_a_key,Bedroom2,anywhere
Used_condom,Toilet1,Toilet2,talk-20h
Condom_balloon,talk-20h,talk-hipster,talk-gentoo,talk-nerds,Kitchen,Balcony
-Decorated_condom_balloon,Kitchen,talk-girls
+Decorated_condom_balloon,kitchen-fridge,talk-girls
Plastic_bag,Balcony
Old_yoghurt,talk-gentoo
Rolling_tobacco,anywhere
-Empty_Glasses,Kitchen
Terminal,talk-nerds
Keyboard,talk-nerds
Mouse,talk-nerds
