commit 37dc872c2e14fcb7a72ff33bbf65b7c4cbcdf87f
parent e53003d7f906d64cf6460e59cad9a1c3f038e2fa
Author: parazyd <parazyd@dyne.org>
Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2018 10:42:46 +0200
Remove dotg. Why is it here?
Diffstat:
36 files changed, 0 insertions(+), 2061 deletions(-)
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/Balcony.dcgi b/dotg/act-i/Balcony.dcgi
@@ -1,28 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-. config
-echo Balcony > $savegame/room
-. functions
-. maps
-
-map_balcony
-
-cat <<EOM
-## THE BALCONY (BAL)
-
-You are on the balcony. It's chilly. There are:
-$(cat $balcony/Beers) beers, and $(cat $balcony/Chocolate_Milks) chocolate milks left.
-
-There are two people talking near you.
-
-
-[1|Talk to people|$path/talk-balcony.dcgi|server|port]
-
-[1|Take two beers|$path/takebeer.dcgi|server|port]
-[1|Take chocolate milk|$path/takemilk.dcgi|server|port]
-
-[1|Check inventory|$path/inventory.dcgi|server|port]
-
-EOM
-
-navigation
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/Bedroom1.dcgi b/dotg/act-i/Bedroom1.dcgi
@@ -1,31 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-. config
-echo Bedroom1 > $savegame/room
-. functions
-. maps
-
-map_bedroom1
-
-cat <<EOM
-## BEDROOM 1 (R1)
-
-You are in a small bedroom.
-
-You see a bed, closet, and a chair.
-
-EOM
-
-[ -f "$bedroom1/.notyet" ] || {
- list_items_to take "$bedroom1" "foo"
-}
-
-cat <<EOM
-
-[1|Look into the closet|$path/r1-closet.dcgi|server|port]
-
-[1|Check inventory|$path/inventory.dcgi|server|port]
-
-EOM
-
-navigation
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/Bedroom2.dcgi b/dotg/act-i/Bedroom2.dcgi
@@ -1,44 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-. config
-echo Bedroom2 > $savegame/room
-. functions
-. maps
-
-gotkey="yes"
-[ -f "$bedroom2/.notyet" ] && gotkey="no"
-
-case "$gotkey" in
- yes) map_bedroom2_unlocked ;;
- *) map_bedroom2_locked ;;
-esac
-
-cat <<EOM
-## BEDROOM 2 (R1)
-
-EOM
-
-case "$gotkey" in
- yes)
- cat <<EOM
-You are in a small bedroom.
-
-You see a bed, closet, and a chair.
-
-EOM
- list_items_to take "$bedroom2"
- ;;
- *)
- cat <<EOM
-You can not open the bedroom door. It seems it's locked.
-EOM
- ;;
-esac
-
-cat <<EOM
-
-[1|Check inventory|$path/inventory.dcgi|server|port]
-
-EOM
-
-navigation
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/Bedroom2.sh b/dotg/act-i/Bedroom2.sh
@@ -1,21 +0,0 @@
-specific_bedroom2() {
- item="$1"
-
- case "$item" in
- Keychain_with_a_key)
- cat <<EOM
-
-You unlock the bedroom door. The key snaps and breaks, blocking the
-keyhole.
-EOM
- rm "$inventory/$item"
- rm "$bedroom2/.notyet"
- ;;
- *)
- cat <<EOM
-
-$item is of no use here.
-EOM
- ;;
- esac
-}
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/Hipster_Area.dcgi b/dotg/act-i/Hipster_Area.dcgi
@@ -1,57 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-. config
-echo Hipster_Area> $savegame/room
-. functions
-. maps
-
-map_hipsterarea
-
-cat <<EOM
-## HIPSTER AREA (HIP)
-
-You are in the hipster area. In front of you there is a coffee
-ttable.
-
-You are sitting on a soft carpet. Left of you on the couch
-is your friend that you have brought here with you. He's sitting
-in the middle. On his left there is a hipster using a Macbook
-and deep-frying his testicles. Right of him there is an obese
-Spaniard.
-
-EOM
-
-dropitem Beers && echo "You give a beer to your friend."
-
-if [ -f "$inventory/.nerdsmoved" ]; then
- cat <<EOM
-
-Behind you (NX) there is an unattended NeXT UNIX machine.
-EOM
-else
- cat <<EOM
-
-Behind you (NX) there are a couple of nerds trying to type in
-commands into a NeXT machine.
-EOM
-fi
-
-cat <<EOM
-
-The people right of you and across you do not seem interesting.
-
-Behind the couch to your right there's a DJ and some people
-playing bad beats on the sound system.
-
-
-[1|Talk to your friend|$path/talk-20h.dcgi|server|port]
-[1|Talk to the obese Spaniard|$path/talk-gentoo.dcgi|server|port]
-[1|Talk to the burning hipster|$path/talk-hipster.dcgi|server|port]
-[1|Talk to the NeXT nerds|$path/talk-nerds.dcgi|server|port]
-
-[1|Inspect the coffee table|$path/coffeetable.dcgi|server|port]
-
-[1|Check inventory|$path/inventory.dcgi|server|port]
-EOM
-
-navigation
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/Hipster_Area.sh b/dotg/act-i/Hipster_Area.sh
@@ -1,34 +0,0 @@
-specific_talk_hipsterarea() {
- item="$1"
-
- case "$item" in
- Old_Thinkpad)
- if [ -f "$inventory/Wifi_password" ]; then
- cat <<EOM
-
-You got the Wifi password. You type it in and you now enjoy the Gopherspace.
-
-EOM
- else
- cat <<EOM
-
-You scan the Wifi radio, but don't manage to find an open network.
-EOM
- fi
- return
- ;;
- Plate_of_Bolognese_Sauce)
- cat <<EOM
-
-You disgustingly look at the Bolognese sauce, but decide to keep it.
-EOM
- return
- ;;
- *)
- cat <<EOM
-$item is of no use here.
-EOM
- return
- ;;
- esac
-}
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/Work_Desk.dcgi b/dotg/act-i/Work_Desk.dcgi
@@ -1,30 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-. config
-echo Work_Desk > $savegame/room
-. functions
-. maps
-
-map_workdesk
-
-cat <<EOM
-## WORK DESK (COMP)
-
-You are at the work desk. There are two girls and a guy.
-
-Behind them there is a bookshelf. On the work desk you see:
-
-EOM
-
-list_items_to take $workdesk
-
-cat <<EOM
-[1|Talk to girls |$path/talk-girls.dcgi|server|port]
-
-[1|Check bookshelf|$path/bookshelf.dcgi|server|port]
-
-[1|Check inventory|$path/inventory.dcgi|server|port]
-
-EOM
-
-navigation
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/bookshelf.dcgi b/dotg/act-i/bookshelf.dcgi
@@ -1,16 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-. config
-. functions
-
-cat <<EOM
-You look at the bookshelf, and you recognize some books:
-
-EOM
-
-list_items_to take $books
-
-cat <<EOM
-
-[1|Exit|$path/$(cat $savegame/room).dcgi|server|port]
-EOM
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/coffeetable.dcgi b/dotg/act-i/coffeetable.dcgi
@@ -1,16 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-. config
-. functions
-
-cat <<EOM
-You look at the coffee table, and you see:
-
-EOM
-
-list_items_to take "$hipsters/coffeetable"
-
-cat <<EOM
-
-[1|Exit|$path/$(cat $savegame/room).dcgi|server|port]
-EOM
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/config b/dotg/act-i/config
@@ -1,105 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-export path="/dotg/act-i"
-
-export savegame="/home/parazyd/dotg/act-i/$REMOTE_ADDR"
-export hipsters="$savegame/hipsters"
-export bedroom1="$savegame/bedroom1"
-export bedroom2="$savegame/bedroom2"
-export kitchen="$savegame/kitchen"
-export toilet1="$savegame/toilet1"
-export toilet2="$savegame/toilet2"
-export books="$savegame/books"
-export balcony="$savegame/balcony"
-export workdesk="$savegame/workdesk"
-export nextbox="$savegame/nextbox"
-export inventory="$savegame/inventory"
-
-[ -d "$savegame" ] && return
-
-mkdir -p \
- "$hipsters" \
- "$hipsters/coffeetable" \
- "$hipsters/20h" \
- "$hipsters/obese" \
- "$hipsters/dj" \
- "$bedroom1" \
- "$bedroom2" \
- "$kitchen" \
- "$kitchen/table" \
- "$kitchen/sink" \
- "$kitchen/cupboard" \
- "$kitchen/fridge" \
- "$toilet1/toilet" \
- "$toilet1/shower" \
- "$toilet2/toilet" \
- "$toilet2/shower" \
- "$books" \
- "$balcony" \
- "$workdesk" \
- "$nextbox" \
- "$inventory"
-
-printf 1 > "$inventory/Old_Thinkpad"
-printf 1 > "$inventory/Plastic_bottle_of_rakia"
-printf 20 > "$inventory/Cigarettes"
-printf 3 > "$inventory/Red_Lighter"
-printf 1 > "$inventory/White_Lighter"
-printf 1 > "$inventory/Smartphone"
-printf 0 > "$inventory/.notyet"
-
-printf 0 > "$hipsters/obese/.drunklevel"
-printf 1 > "$hipsters/obese/Plate_of_Bolognese_Sauce"
-printf 1 > "$hipsters/20h/Plate_of_Bolognese_Sauce"
-printf 1 > "$hipsters/coffeetable/Dirty_Ashtray"
-printf 1 > "$hipsters/coffeetable/Empty_Beer_Bottles"
-printf 1 > "$hipsters/coffeetable/Empty_Glasses"
-
-printf 100 > "$balcony/Beers"
-printf 100 > "$balcony/Chocolate_Milks"
-
-printf 1 > "$bedroom1/.notyet"
-
-printf 1 > "$bedroom2/Unlocked_Macbook"
-printf 1 > "$bedroom2/Google_Ad_coupons"
-printf 1 > "$bedroom2/.notyet"
-
-printf 1 > "$toilet1/toilet/Vomit"
-printf 1 > "$toilet1/shower/Lab_Rat"
-printf 1 > "$toilet1/shower/.notyet"
-
-printf 1 > "$toilet2/toilet/Water"
-printf 1 > "$toilet2/shower/Plastic_bag"
-
-printf 1 > "$nextbox/Terminal"
-printf 1 > "$nextbox/Keyboard"
-printf 1 > "$nextbox/Mouse"
-
-printf 1 > "$workdesk/Locked_computer"
-printf 1 > "$workdesk/Keychain_with_a_key"
-
-printf 1 > "$kitchen/fridge/Wifi_password"
-printf 1 > "$kitchen/fridge/Old_yoghurt"
-printf 8 > "$kitchen/fridge/Beers"
-printf 8 > "$kitchen/fridge/Chocolate_Milks"
-printf 1 > "$kitchen/fridge/Plastic_bag"
-
-printf 1 > "$books/Also_sprach_Zarathustra"
-printf 1 > "$books/The_Birth_of_Tragedy"
-printf 1 > "$books/Siddhartha"
-printf 1 > "$books/Steppenwolf"
-printf 1 > "$books/Baby_and_child_care"
-printf 1 > "$books/The_C_Programming_Language"
-printf 1 > "$books/Developing_NodeJS"
-printf 1 > "$books/To_Kill_a_Mockingbird"
-printf 1 > "$books/Sex_drugs_and_cocoa_puffs"
-printf 1 > "$books/Fight_Club"
-printf 1 > "$books/Fear_and_loathing_in_Las_Vegas"
-printf 1 > "$books/The_Dharma_Bums"
-
-printf 1 > "$kitchen/table/Empty_beer_bottles"
-printf 1 > "$kitchen/table/Rolling_tobacco"
-printf 1 > "$kitchen/table/Empty_Glasses"
-printf 1 > "$kitchen/cupboard/Plates"
-printf 1 > "$kitchen/cupboard/Empty_Glasses"
-printf 1 > "$kitchen/sink/Dirt"
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/functions b/dotg/act-i/functions
@@ -1,213 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-navigation() {
- locations="
- Balcony
- Bedroom1
- Bedroom2
- Toilet1
- Toilet2
- Kitchen
- Hipster_Area
- Work_Desk
- "
- current="$(cat $savegame/room)"
-
- for i in $locations; do
- if ! [ "$current" = "$i" ]; then
- echo "[1|Go to $i|$path/$i.dcgi|server|port]"
- fi
- done
-}
-
-takebeer() {
- current="$(cat $savegame/room)"
-
- drink="$1"
-
- case "$current" in
- Balcony)
- beersat="$balcony/$drink"
- ;;
- Kitchen)
- beersat="$kitchen/fridge/$drink"
- ;;
- esac
-
- if [ -f "$inventory/$drink" ]; then
- inbag="$(cat $inventory/$drink)"
- else
- inbag=0
- fi
-
- incrate="$(cat $beersat)"
-
- if [ "$incrate" -lt 2 ]; then
- cat <<EOM
-
-There are no $drink left for you here!
-
-EOM
- else
- newcnt="$(( $incrate - 2 ))"
- newbag="$(( $inbag +2 ))"
- printf "$newcnt" > "$beersat"
- printf "$newbag" > "$inventory/$drink"
- cat << EOM
-
-You took two $drink from the $current.
-
-EOM
- fi
-
- echo "[1|Exit|$path/$current.dcgi|server|port]"
-}
-
-dropitem() {
- item="$1"
- [ -f "$inventory/$item" ] || return 1
- oldcount="$(cat $inventory/$item)"
- newcount="$(( $oldcount - 1))"
- printf "$newcount" > "$inventory/$item"
- if [ "$newcount" -lt 1 ]; then
- rm -f "$inventory/$item"
- fi
-}
-
-list_items_to() {
- what="$1"
- where="$2"
- cd "$where"
- for i in $(ls -1); do
- echo "[1|$i|$path/$what.dcgi?$where/$i|server|port]"
- done
- cd - >/dev/null
-
- cat <<EOM
-
-(note1: select any item to $what it)
-
-EOM
-}
-
-take_item() {
- fullpath="$1"
- itemname="$(basename $fullpath)"
-
- if echo "$itemname" | grep -q '^\.' ; then
- itemname="$(echo $itemname | cut -c 2-)"
- fi
-
- mv "$fullpath" "$inventory/$itemname"
-}
-
-find_usecase() {
- item="$1"
- room="$2"
-
- line="$(grep "^$item" usecases.csv)"
- [ -z "$line" ] && {
- echo "No use for $item here."
- return
- }
-
- uses="$(echo $line | tr ',' '\n' | tail -n+2)"
- if [ "$uses" = "anywhere" ]; then
- echo "use-generic"
- return
- fi
-
- for i in $uses; do
- if [ "$i" = "anywhere" ]; then
- echo "use-generic"
- return
- elif [ "$i" = "$room" ]; then
- echo "use-specific,$i"
- return
- fi
- done
-
- echo "No use for $item here."
-}
-
-use_generic() {
- case "$1" in
- Cigarettes)
- oldcount="$(cat $inventory/Cigarettes)"
- newcount="$(( $oldcount -1 ))"
- printf "$newcount" > "$inventory/Cigarettes"
- if [ "$newcount" -lt 1 ]; then
- rm -f "$inventory/Cigarettes"
- fi
- echo "You smoke a cigarette."
- return
- ;;
- Beers)
- oldcount="$(cat $inventory/Beers)"
- newcount="$(( $oldcount -1 ))"
- printf "$newcount" > "$inventory/Beers"
- if [ "$newcount" -lt 1 ]; then
- rm -f "$inventory/Beers"
- fi
- echo "You drink a beer."
- return
- ;;
- Plastic_bottle_of_rakia)
- cat <<EOM
-You take a sip of rakia.
-
-You feel drunk.
-EOM
- ;;
- Keychain_with_a_key)
- cat <<EOM
-You try to unlock things, but there's no place to use the key.
-
-You put it back in your pocket.
-EOM
- esac
-}
-
-use_specific() {
- call="$1"
- item="$2"
-
- case "$call" in
- talk-girls)
- . talk-girls.sh
- specific_talk_girls "$item"
- ;;
- talk-gentoo)
- . talk-gentoo.sh
- specific_talk_gentoo "$item"
- ;;
- talk-20h)
- . talk-20h.sh
- specific_talk_20h "$item"
- ;;
- talk-hipster)
- . talk-hipster.sh
- specific_talk_hipster "$item"
- ;;
- talk-nerds)
- . talk-nerds.sh
- specific_talk_nerds "$item"
- ;;
- #talk-balcony)
- # . talk-balcony.sh
- # specific_talk_balcony "$item"
- # ;;
- Hipster_Area)
- . Hipster_Area.sh
- specific_talk_hipsterarea "$item"
- ;;
- Bedroom2)
- . Bedroom2.sh
- specific_bedroom2 "$item"
- ;;
- *)
- echo "Not implemented"
- ;;
- esac
-}
-
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/host.dcgi b/dotg/act-i/host.dcgi
@@ -1,31 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-. config
-. maps
-
-map_host
-
-cat <<EOM
-"Hello! Welcome!" - The host says.
-
-You greet him back.
-
-"Feel like home. There is beer outside on the balcony, some
-might be in the fridge." - He says.
-
-"The toilets are back there and to the right" - The host turns
-around and points across the room.
-
-"I'll leave the two of you to be, go around and talk to people,
-enjoy yourself" - He says, as he disappears into the crowd made
-of a strange combination of colorfully and black dressed people.
-
-You oversee the room and see some free spots on the couch in
-front of you. You look at your friend and tell him to go grab
-tthe seats, and you'll be there with the beers.
-
-"Okay!" - He says, and leaves for the couch (HIP)
-
-You look around again, and
-[1|leave towards the balcony.|$path/Balcony.dcgi|server|port]
-EOM
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/index.dcgi b/dotg/act-i/index.dcgi
@@ -1,34 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-. config
-
-cat <<EOM
-
- ▛▀▖ ▞▀▖▗▀▖ ▀▛▘▌ ▞▀▖ ▛▀▖ ▌
- ▌ ▌▝▀▖▌ ▌ ▌ ▌▐ ▌ ▛▀▖▞▀▖ ▌▄▖▙▀▖▙▄▘▝▀▖▙▀▖▝▀▖▀▜▘▌ ▌▞▀▌
- ▌ ▌▞▀▌▚▄▌ ▌ ▌▜▀ ▌ ▌ ▌▛▀ ▌ ▌▌ ▌ ▞▀▌▌ ▞▀▌▗▘ ▚▄▌▌ ▌
- ▀▀ ▝▀▘▗▄▘ ▝▀ ▐ ▘ ▘ ▘▝▀▘ ▝▀ ▘ ▘ ▝▀▘▘ ▝▀▘▀▀▘▗▄▘▝▀▘
-
-A Bitreich FOSDEM adventure... 02 Feb 2018 A.D.
-
-
- ⣎⣱ ⢀⣀ ⣰⡀ ⡇
- ⠇⠸ ⠣⠤ ⠘⠤ ⠇
- -- Hipsters
-EOM
-
-if [ -f "$savegame/room" ]; then
- cat <<EOM
-
-[1|Continue adventure!|$path/$(cat ${savegame}/room).dcgi|server|port]
-
-EOM
-else
- cat <<EOM
-
-[1|Start adventure!|$path/start.dcgi|server|port]
-
-EOM
-fi
-
-echo "[1|Go back :(|/dotg/index.gph|server|port]"
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/inventory.dcgi b/dotg/act-i/inventory.dcgi
@@ -1,16 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-. config
-. functions
-
-cat <<EOM
-You check your hands, backpack and pockets and find:
-
-EOM
-
-list_items_to use $inventory
-
- cat <<EOM
-
-[1|Exit|$path/$(cat $savegame/room).dcgi|server|port]
-EOM
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/maps b/dotg/act-i/maps
@@ -1,483 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-cat <<EOM
-
-[1|--reset game--|$path/reset.dcgi|server|port]
-
-EOM
-
-map_start() {
- cat <<EOM
-+-------------------------------------------------------------+
-| | | |
-| | (R1) | (R2) |
-|-----------------+....+------+-----------------+....+--------+
-| |
-| |
-| +---+....+---+....+------+....+--------+
-| |bk| | | o |x|
-| o |bk| | | |x|
-| o o |bk| | | <o> |x|
-| | DJ | |bk| (T1) | (T2) | o TTTT o |x|
-| +- +----+ |bk| | | TTTTo o |x|
-| |o o o | |bk| | | TTTT |S|
-| |o TTT +----------+--------+ o TTTT o |x|
-| |o TTT | | o oTTTT o |F|
-| +- (HIP) o +| TTTT |x|
-| |_o______| o NX| TTTT (KIT) |-|
-| o +| TTTT |
-| o o |
-| |
-|bk| o (H) |
-|bk| o |
-|bk| o TTT o +-------+....+--------+
-|bk| TTT | |
-|bk| (COMP) o | (BAL) o bbb |
-|bk| YOU | o mmm |
-|bk| ☃ ☃ <---- | |
-+---------------+....+----------------------------------------+
-
-EOM
-}
-
-map_host() {
- cat <<EOM
-+-------------------------------------------------------------+
-| | | |
-| | (R1) | (R2) |
-|-----------------+....+------+-----------------+....+--------+
-| |
-| |
-| +---+....+---+....+------+....+--------+
-| |bk| | | o |x|
-| o |bk| | | |x|
-| o o |bk| | | <o> |x|
-| | DJ | |bk| (T1) | (T2) | o TTTT o |x|
-| +- +----+ |bk| | | TTTTo o |x|
-| |o o o | |bk| | | TTTT |S|
-| |o TTT +----------+--------+ o TTTT o |x|
-| |o TTT | | o oTTTT o |F|
-| +- (HIP) o +| TTTT |x|
-| |_o______| o NX| TTTT (KIT) |-|
-| o +| TTTT |
-| o o |
-| |
-|bk| o |
-|bk| o |
-|bk| o TTT (H) o +-------+....+--------+
-|bk| TTT ☃ ☃ <---- | |
-|bk| (COMP) o YOU | (BAL) o bbb |
-|bk| | o mmm |
-|bk| | |
-+---------------+....+----------------------------------------+
-
-EOM
-}
-
-map_balcony() {
- cat <<EOM
-+-------------------------------------------------------------+
-| | | |
-| | (R1) | (R2) |
-|-----------------+....+------+-----------------+....+--------+
-| |
-| |
-| +---+....+---+....+------+....+--------+
-| |bk| | | o |x|
-| o |bk| | | |x|
-| o o |bk| | | |x|
-| | DJ | |bk| (T1) | (T2) | o TTTT o |x|
-| +- +----+ |bk| | | TTTTo o |x|
-| |o o o | |bk| | | TTTT |S|
-| |o TTT +----------+--------+ o TTTT o |x|
-| |o TTT | | o oTTTT o |F|
-| +- (HIP) o +| TTTT |x|
-| |_o_☃_<o>| o NX| TTTT (KIT) |-|
-| o +| (H)TTTT |
-| o o |
-| |
-|bk| |
-|bk| o o |
-|bk| o TTT o +-------+....+--------+
-|bk| o TTT | |
-|bk| (COMP) | (BAL)o o bbb |
-|bk| | ----> ☃ mmm |
-|bk| | YOU |
-+---------------+....+----------------------------------------+
-
-EOM
-}
-
-map_talkbalcony() {
- cat <<EOM
-+-------------------------------------------------------------+
-| | | |
-| | (R1) | (R2) |
-|-----------------+....+------+-----------------+....+--------+
-| |
-| |
-| +---+....+---+....+------+....+--------+
-| |bk| | | o |x|
-| o |bk| | | |x|
-| o o |bk| | | |x|
-| | DJ | |bk| (T1) | (T2) | o TTTT o |x|
-| +- +----+ |bk| | | TTTTo o |x|
-| |o o o | |bk| | | TTTT |S|
-| |o TTT +----------+--------+ o TTTT o |x|
-| |o TTT | | o oTTTT o |F|
-| +- (HIP) o +| TTTT |x|
-| |_o_☃_<o>| o NX| TTTT (KIT) |-|
-| o +| (H)TTTT |
-| o o |
-| |
-|bk| |
-|bk| o o |
-|bk| o TTT o +-------+....+--------+
-|bk| o TTT | |
-|bk| (COMP) | (BAL)o o bbb |
-|bk| | ----> ☃ mmm |
-|bk| | YOU |
-+---------------+....+----------------------------------------+
-
-EOM
-}
-
-map_bedroom1() {
- cat <<EOM
-+-------------------------------------------------------------+
-| | YOU--> ☃ | |
-| | (R1) | (R2) |
-|-----------------+....+------+-----------------+....+--------+
-| |
-| |
-| +---+....+---+....+------+....+--------+
-| |bk| | | o |x|
-| o |bk| | | |x|
-| o o |bk| | | |x|
-| | DJ | |bk| (T1) | (T2) | o TTTT o |x|
-| +- +----+ |bk| | | TTTTo o |x|
-| |o o o | |bk| | | TTTT |S|
-| | TTT +----------+--------+ o TTTT o |x|
-| |o TTT | | o oTTTT o |F|
-| +- (HIP) o +| TTTT |x|
-| |_o_☃_<o>| o NX| TTTT (KIT) |-|
-| o +| (H)TTTT |
-| o o o |
-| |
-|bk| |
-|bk| o o |
-|bk| TTT o +-------+....+--------+
-|bk| TTT | |
-|bk| (COMP) | (BAL)o o bbb |
-|bk| | mmm |
-|bk| | |
-+---------------+....+----------------------------------------+
-
-EOM
-}
-
-map_bedroom2_unlocked() {
- cat <<EOM
-+-------------------------------------------------------------+
-| | | YOU--> ☃ |
-| | (R1) | (R2) |
-|-----------------+....+------+-----------------+....+--------+
-| |
-| |
-| +---+....+---+....+------+....+--------+
-| |bk| | | o |x|
-| o |bk| | | |x|
-| o o |bk| | | |x|
-| | DJ | |bk| (T1) | (T2) | o TTTT o |x|
-| +- +----+ |bk| o | | TTTTo o |x|
-| |o o | |bk| o o | | TTTT |S|
-| |o TTT +----------+--------+ o TTTT o |x|
-| |o TTT | | o oTTTT o |F|
-| +- (HIP) o +| TTTT |x|
-| |_o_☃_<o>| o NX| TTTT (KIT) |-|
-| o +| TTTT |
-| o o (H) |
-| o o |
-|bk| |
-|bk| o o |
-|bk| TTT o +-------+....+--------+
-|bk|o TTT | |
-|bk| o (COMP) | (BAL)o o bbb |
-|bk| | mmm |
-|bk| | |
-+---------------+....+----------------------------------------+
-
-EOM
-}
-
-map_bedroom2_locked() {
- cat <<EOM
-+-------------------------------------------------------------+
-| | o | |
-| | (R1) o | (R2) |
-|-----------------+....+------+-----------------+....+--------+
-| YOU--> ☃ |
-| |
-| +---+....+---+....+------+....+--------+
-| |bk| | | o |x|
-| |bk| | | |x|
-| o oo |bk| | | |x|
-| | DJ | |bk| (T1) | (T2) | o TTTT o |x|
-| +- +----+ |bk| | | TTTTo o |x|
-| | o o | |bk| | o | TTTT |S|
-| |o TTT +----------+--------+ o TTTT o |x|
-| |o TTT | | o oTTTT o |F|
-| +- (HIP) o +| TTTT |x|
-| |_o_☃_<o>| o NX| TTTT (KIT) |-|
-| o +| TTTT |
-| o o o |
-| |
-|bk| |
-|bk| o o o |
-|bk| o TTT +-------+....+--------+
-|bk| oTTT | |
-|bk| (COMP) | (BAL)o o bbb |
-|bk| | (H) mmm |
-|bk| | |
-+---------------+....+----------------------------------------+
-
-EOM
-}
-
-map_workdesk() {
- cat <<EOM
-+-------------------------------------------------------------+
-| | | |
-| | (R1) | (R2) |
-|-----------------+....+------+-----------------+....+--------+
-| |
-| |
-| +---+....+---+....+------+....+--------+
-| |bk| | | |x|
-| o |bk| o | o | |x|
-| (H) o |bk| | | |x|
-| | DJ | |bk| (T1) | (T2) | o TTTT o |x|
-| +- +----+ |bk| | | TTTTo o |x|
-| | o | |bk| | | TTTT |S|
-| |o TTT +----------+--------+ o TTTT o |x|
-| |o TTT | | o oTTTT o |F|
-| +- (HIP) o +| TTTT |x|
-| |_o_☃_<o>| o NX| TTTT (KIT) |-|
-| o +| TTTT |
-| o o |
-| |
-|bk| YOU |
-|bk| o ☃ <---- o |
-|bk| o TTT o +-------+....+--------+
-|bk| o TTT | |
-|bk| (COMP) | (BAL)o o bbb |
-|bk| | mmm |
-|bk| | |
-+---------------+....+----------------------------------------+
-
-EOM
-}
-
-map_talkgirls() {
- cat <<EOM
-+-------------------------------------------------------------+
-| | | |
-| | (R1) | (R2) |
-|-----------------+....+------+-----------------+....+--------+
-| |
-| |
-| +---+....+---+....+------+....+--------+
-| |bk| | | |x|
-| o |bk| o | | |x|
-| o (H) |bk| | | |x|
-| | DJ | |bk| (T1) | (T2) | o TTTT o |x|
-| +- +----+ o |bk| | | TTTTo o |x|
-| | o | |bk| | | TTTT |S|
-| |o TTT +----------+--------+ o TTTT o |x|
-| |o TTT | | o oTTTT o |F|
-| +- (HIP) o +| TTTT |x|
-| |_o_☃_<o>| o NX| TTTT (KIT) |-|
-| o +| TTTT |
-| o o o o |
-| |
-|bk| YOU |
-|bk| o ☃ <---- |
-|bk| o TTT +-------+....+--------+
-|bk| o TTT | |
-|bk| (COMP) | (BAL)o o bbb |
-|bk| | mmm |
-|bk| | |
-+---------------+....+----------------------------------------+
-
-EOM
-}
-
-map_hipsterarea() {
- cat <<EOM
-+-------------------------------------------------------------+
-| | | |
-| | (R1) | (R2) |
-|-----------------+....+------+-----------------+....+--------+
-| |
-| |
-| +---+....+---+....+------+....+--------+
-| |bk| | | |x|
-| |bk| | | |x|
-| o o |bk| | | |x|
-| | DJ | |bk| (T1) | (T2) | o TTTT (H) |x|
-| +- +----+ |bk| | | TTTTo o |x|
-| |o o o | |bk| | | TTTT |S|
-| |o TTT YOU +----------+--------+ o TTTT o |x|
-| |o TTT ☃ <---- | | o oTTTT o |F|
-| +- (HIP) o +| TTTT |x|
-| |_o_☃_<o>| o NX| TTTT (KIT) |-|
-| o +| TTTT |
-| o o o |
-| oo |
-|bk| |
-|bk| |
-|bk| o TTT +-------+....+--------+
-|bk| o TTT | |
-|bk| (COMP) | (BAL)o o bbb |
-|bk| | mmm |
-|bk| | |
-+---------------+....+----------------------------------------+
-
-EOM
-}
-
-map_talk20h() {
- cat <<EOM
-+-------------------------------------------------------------+
-| | | |
-| | (R1) | (R2) |
-|-----------------+....+------+-----------------+....+--------+
-| |
-| |
-| +---+....+---+....+------+....+--------+
-| |bk| | | |x|
-| |bk| | | |x|
-| o o |bk| | | |x|
-| | DJ | |bk| (T1) | (T2) | oo TTTT (H) |x|
-| +- +----+ |bk| | | TTTTo o |x|
-| |o o o | |bk| | oo | TTTT o |S|
-| |o TTT YOU +----------+--------+ TTTT |x|
-| |o TTT ☃ <---- | | oo TTTT o |F|
-| +- (HIP) o +| o TTTT |x|
-| |_o_☃_<o>| o NX| o TTTT (KIT) |-|
-| o +| TTTT |
-| |
-| o o |
-|bk| o |
-|bk| |
-|bk| o TTT +-------+....+--------+
-|bk| o TTT | |
-|bk| (COMP) | (BAL)o o o bbb |
-|bk| | o mmm |
-|bk| | |
-+---------------+....+----------------------------------------+
-
-EOM
-}
-
-map_talkgentoo() {
- cat <<EOM
-+-------------------------------------------------------------+
-| | | |
-| | (R1) | (R2) |
-|-----------------+....+------+-----------------+....+--------+
-| o |
-| o |
-| +---+....+---+....+------+....+--------+
-| |bk| | | |x|
-| |bk| | | |x|
-| o o |bk| | | |x|
-| | DJ | |bk| (T1) | (T2) | TTTT (H) |x|
-| +- +----+ |bk| | | TTTTo o |x|
-| |o o o | |bk| | oo | TTTT o |S|
-| |o TTT YOU +----------+--------+ TTTT |x|
-| |o TTT ☃ <---- | | oo TTTT o |F|
-| +- (HIP) o +| o TTTT |x|
-| |_o_☃_<o>| o NX| o TTTT (KIT) |-|
-| o +| TTTT |
-| |
-| o o |
-|bk| o |
-|bk| |
-|bk| o TTT +-------+....+--------+
-|bk| o TTT | |
-|bk| (COMP) | (BAL)o o o bbb |
-|bk| | o mmm |
-|bk| | |
-+---------------+....+----------------------------------------+
-
-EOM
-}
-
-map_talkhipster() {
- cat <<EOM
-+-------------------------------------------------------------+
-| | | |
-| | (R1) | (R2) |
-|-----------------+....+------+-----------------+....+--------+
-| o |
-| o |
-| +---+....+---+....+------+....+--------+
-| |bk| | | |x|
-| o |bk| | | |x|
-| o |bk| | | |x|
-| | DJ | |bk| (T1) | (T2) | TTTT (H) |x|
-| +- +----+ |bk| | | TTTTo o |x|
-| |o o o | |bk| | oo | TTTT o |S|
-| |o TTT YOU +----------+--------+ TTTT |x|
-| |o TTT ☃ <---- | | oo TTTT o |F|
-| +- (HIP) o +| o TTTT |x|
-| |_o_☃_<o>| o NX| o TTTT (KIT) |-|
-| o o +| TTTT |
-| o o |
-| |
-|bk| |
-|bk| |
-|bk| o TTT +-------+....+--------+
-|bk| o TTT | |
-|bk| (COMP) | (BAL)o o o bbb |
-|bk| | o mmm |
-|bk| | |
-+---------------+....+----------------------------------------+
-
-EOM
-}
-
-map_talknerds() {
- cat <<EOM
-+-------------------------------------------------------------+
-| | | |
-| | (R1) | (R2) |
-|-----------------+....+------+-----------------+....+--------+
-| o |
-| o |
-| +---+....+---+....+------+....+--------+
-| |bk| | | |x|
-| o |bk| | | |x|
-| o |bk| | | |x|
-| | DJ | |bk| (T1) | (T2) | TTTT (H) |x|
-| +- +----+ |bk| | | TTTTo o |x|
-| |o o o | |bk| | oo | TTTT o |S|
-| |o TTT YOU +----------+--------+ TTTT |x|
-| |o TTT ☃ <---- | | oo TTTT o |F|
-| +- (HIP) o +| o TTTT |x|
-| |_o_☃_<o>| o NX| o TTTT (KIT) |-|
-| o o +| TTTT |
-| |
-| |
-|bk| o |
-|bk| o |
-|bk| o TTT +-------+....+--------+
-|bk| o TTT | |
-|bk| (COMP) | (BAL)o o o bbb |
-|bk| | o mmm |
-|bk| | |
-+---------------+....+----------------------------------------+
-
-EOM
-}
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/r1-closet.dcgi b/dotg/act-i/r1-closet.dcgi
@@ -1,28 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-. config
-
-if [ -f "$inventory/.letusfuck" ]; then
- cat <<EOM
-
-As you open the closet, the two girls from the work desk enter the
-bedroom...
-
-"Hey you" - They smile.
-
-"Thank you for the beers! We're all out bored by that work. Do you
-want to have some fun?"
-
-You're left to no choice but to lock the bedroom door and say:
-[1|Let us fuck.|$path/sex.dcgi|server|port]
-
-EOM
-else
- cat <<EOM
-
-You find nothing interesting in the closet.
-
-EOM
-fi
-
-echo "[1|Exit|$path/$(cat $savegame/room).dcgi|server|port]"
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/reset.dcgi b/dotg/act-i/reset.dcgi
@@ -1,12 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-. config
-
-rm -rf "$savegame"
-
-cat <<EOM
-
-Game state reset.
-
-[1|Go back|/dotg/act-i|server|port]
-EOM
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/sex.dcgi b/dotg/act-i/sex.dcgi
@@ -1,112 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-. config
-
-rm -f "$bedroom1/.notyet"
-rm -f "$inventory/.letusfuck"
-printf 1 > "$bedroom1/Black_dildo"
-printf 1 > "$bedroom1/Used_condom"
-
-cat <<EOM
-
-You have hardcore sex with the two girls...
-
-lcdxxxxkodxoxodxckkxxxxkdxkd:oxldkOxkxoddOOOkdkxodxd:lx:ckkkkxxodxxO:oxxcdkxxddxOOd'lxcdkdkl;ldcc:xd:llx::occo;:o
-lcoxxkxkdoxdxdoxckkkdxxkdxkd:okldkOkkkodxOOOkdkxodxd:lx:ckkkkxxodkxO:dxxldkxxxdxOOd'oxodkxkc;ld::cxoccox:co:ll;:o
-lcoxkkdkxoxdxxlxckkkxxxOxxkd:dkldxkOkkdddkOOxlkkoddx:lx;lkkkxxkdokxO:xxxldkxxxdxOOl'dkookkkc;lx,,lklocdd:lo:ol;co
-cclxkkxkkodxxxlxcdxOxxxOxxkd:dkodxkOkkdldkkxxlxkoodx:cx;lxxxxxkxokxk;kxdodkxxxdxOOc,xkddOOxl;ox;.dkcocxd:olcdl;lo
-clodxkxkkddxxxoxllxOxxxOdkkd:dkodxxOkkxdodkxd:xkolox:cd:cddddxxxoxxx;kxxoxkxxxxkOO:;kkddkOdc:ox;'dxcdlko:occdl:lo
-;lcdxkxxkkdxxxokd:dOkxdc;;ld;dkloxkkkxxxooddd;dxoccd::dclddddddkoxdx:kdxoxkxxxxkOk,ckxddkOdl:ok:,xdlookocdcldl:lo
-;ccoxkxdkkdkxxdxx,xOx: .:c..''....',,,';.cdo;:o:;dclooooooxdxxd:xdxdxxxxxxkOx'lkxodkkdlcokc;xoolxklcocodl:ol
-,:ccdkxdxkdkxkdxx,dk. ,c:,.. .......:clccccllxdddlcxdxdxxxkdxkOd.dkxodxkdccox::kldokkllllddlcol
-,;l:okkxdxxxdkddd,;: 'doc:,'.. ....'..','.ddod:lddddxxxxdxkkl'xxdlodkdcclx:cxcddxxcocldoocol
-,'l:lxkxooxddkdl;.. '::':'.'.. ... .... .,';.:lllcddxddxkk:,kdxoodxocl:d;lo:xkxxlocldolcoc
-,.c::dxxolxodl;... cxxol;',;' ....:........... ...''lodccokx;,kdkxlodd::;l'ol:xxdxlocooollo:
-;.;c;ldl;'. .cxdc;,,;. ...dc .... ........'',:d;,cxx';kdxxllodl:,;,dd:xdodllcoollll;
-:..c,'... :oo:,',, ....... .'lc:. .. .... ...'','''cxx.;xoddccodo:,,;xdcxxollccoocloc;
-'.... .'lolc;;c..',;:;;,. ... .... 'llloc...... . ...,...;dd.;dodo;:ldo;'':ddlddd:c:lolcllc,
-.. . 'clc:;,,;,,;:ccllllcc;. .;cccccc.,;c. . .....,.;oooo',ldl'..:xxcddo;c:llccl:;,
-. ;kkxdolc:;,,;::codddddl;'... ':cccc; .. ........:oco''coc...cxd:odc,c:cc:lc;;'
-.... okddxddooolcccccccodddlc;''..'',:odd;.. .''',,;:;,'.. .........,c'.:o; .cdo:ol;,cc::cl:,,'
-.'.. cooddlloddddoolllllllllllcc;;,'..;lo;., c .''':loolllc;,,;::,. ...;c' .ldl;lc,;c:,;::,,'.
-.... . ':lolc',looooolooddooolccc::;;,..';:' ...k;....:loooolccclcldxdl,.. .';. .coc,::';cc:;:''''.
- .. .,:::;..codddolooooooooooollc;'..,,,.,Oko0X. ...;clllllcccccoddolllc;,.. .','.,;':c:::'.....
- .,;;' .;clloooollooolllllc:,';:;,..dxco0' . ...'',;;;,,;:::::cccclll:'. ...::;;,......
- ..'. ..,:llc:::;:;;::::::::::c;,''.... '. .... ..',;;;;::clooc;... ..',........
- ..',;:cc:,.':cc:,'. .......,:cccc::::;;;;,........',:cl:. ..',,,,,;:clol:,.. .........
- ..... .'. ..,lllllccl::cclllccccccc:'. ....',;;:clc;,,'.....
- .,:c::::;;;coxdocccc;. ...,:;;cccllc:
- .. 'cc ..,;;;,,,;::;,'.. .. . ........ .......',;,
- coc.'';;:;,'. ...... . .... ....
- ..,,... .l;'. ..
- 'c:.
- .:ll .,;,,,:;;;
- llok. .'''.
- ';;c:;,,,;;'..
-
-oh, you touch my tralala,
-mmm... my ding ding dong.
-la la la la la la la,
-la la la la la la,
-la la la la la la la.
-Oh, you touch my tralala
-la la la la la la la,
-la la la la la la.
-mmm... my ding ding dong.
-la la la la la la la,
-la la la la la la.
-
-Deep in the night,
-i'm looking for some fun,
-deep in the night,
-i'm looking for some love.
-de-de-de-deep in the night,
-i'm looking for some fun,
-deep in the night,
-i'm looking for some (ping)
-
-You tease me,
-oh please me,
-i want you to be my lovetoy,
-come near me, don't fear me,
-i just can't get enough of you boy.
-
-Oh, you touch my tralala.
-la la la..
-mmm, my ding ding dong,
-oh you touch my tralala,
-mmm, my ding ding dong.
-la la la...
-
-Deep in the night,
-i'm looking for some fun,
-deep in the night,
-i'm looking for some love.
-
-you tease me,
-oh please me,
-i want you to be my lovetoy.
-come near me, don't fear me,
-i just can't get enough of you boy.
-
-Oh, you touch my tralala.
-la la la...
-mmm, my ding ding dong.
-la la la..
-oh, you touch my tralala.
-la la la..
-mmm, my ding ding dong.
-
-(ding ding dong)
-mmm, my ding ding dong 2x
-
-oh, you touch my tralala.
-lalala...
-mmm, my ding ding dong.
-oh ,you touch my tralala
-(ding ding dong)
-oh, you touch my tralala.
-mmm, my ding dong dong.
-
-[1|Reach orgasm|$path/Bedroom1.dcgi|server|port]
-EOM
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/start.dcgi b/dotg/act-i/start.dcgi
@@ -1,19 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-. config
-. maps
-
-map_start
-
-cat <<EOM
-It's Friday night before FOSDEM. You arrive at a party in
-Brussels, Belgium with your friend. With all your plans of
-getting drunk with Belgian beer and Serbian rakia you smuggled
-into the country, seeing all the hipsters in this place makes
-you feel like just walking away. But things might not be as
-tthey seem...
-
-In front of you, the party host (H) greets you...
-
-[1|Talk to the host|$path/host.dcgi|server|port]
-EOM
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/take.dcgi b/dotg/act-i/take.dcgi
@@ -1,39 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-. config
-. functions
-
-case "$(basename $2)" in
- Plate_of_Bolognese_Sauce)
- rm -f "$toilet1/.notyet"
- rm -f "$hipster/obese/.takingashit"
- ;;
-
- Keychain_with_a_key)
- if [ -f "$bedroom1/.notyet" ]; then
- cat <<EOM
-
-"Umm, that's not something you should be taking..."
-
-The girls don't let you take the keys.
-
-[1|Exit|$path/$(cat $savegame/room).dcgi|server|port]
-EOM
- return
- else
- cat <<EOM
-
-The girls smile at you and let you take it.
-EOM
- fi
- ;;
-esac
-
-take_item "$2"
-
-cat <<EOM
-
-You took the $(basename $2).
-
-[1|Exit|$path/$(cat $savegame/room).dcgi|server|port]
-EOM
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/takebeer.dcgi b/dotg/act-i/takebeer.dcgi
@@ -1,10 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-. config
-. functions
-
-if [ "$(basename $0)" = "takebeer.dcgi" ]; then
- takebeer Beers
-else
- takebeer Chocolate_Milks
-fi
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/takemilk.dcgi b/dotg/act-i/takemilk.dcgi
@@ -1 +0,0 @@
-takebeer.dcgi-
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/talk-20h.dcgi b/dotg/act-i/talk-20h.dcgi
@@ -1,29 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-. config
-echo talk-20h > $savegame/room
-. maps
-
-map_talk20h
-
-if [ -f "$hipsters/20h/.meaningoflife" ]; then
- str="He's babbling about the meaning of life to hipsters around him."
-else
- str="He's eating a place of bolognese sauce"
-fi
-
-cat <<EOM
-## HIPSTER AREA (HIP)
-
-You nod at your friend.
-
-$str
-
-In the meantime he's talking sense into the Macbook user left
-of him.
-
-
-[1|Check inventory|$path/inventory.dcgi|server|port]
-
-[1|Quit the conversation|$path/Hipster_Area.dcgi|server|port]
-EOM
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/talk-20h.sh b/dotg/act-i/talk-20h.sh
@@ -1,128 +0,0 @@
-specific_talk_20h() {
- item="$1"
-
- case "$item" in
- Beers)
- cat <<EOM
-
-You give a beer to your friend. He thanks you and starts drinking it.
-EOM
- givebeer "$item"
- ;;
- Chocolate_Milks)
- cat <<EOM
-
-Your friend takes the chocolate milk and pours it all over the Macbook
-guy's testicles to cool them down.
-EOM
- givebeer "$item"
- ;;
- Locked_computer)
- cat <<EOM
-
-Your friend takes the locked computer and installs Gentoo on it while
-uploading the old content to the cloud.
-EOM
- mv "$inventory/$item" "$hipsters/20h/$item"
- ;;
- Smartphone)
- cat <<EOM
-
-Your friend takes the smartphone and calls father christmas to bring
-some elves for fun.
-EOM
- printf 1 > "$inventory/.elvesarehere"
- ;;
- Used_condom)
- cat <<EOM
-
-Your friend takes the used condom, blows it up using heat from the
-Macbook guy's produced heat and gives you back a balloon.
-EOM
- mv "$inventory/$item" "$inventory/Condom_balloon"
- ;;
- White_Lighter)
- cat <<EOM
-
-Your friend asks for the red lighter.
-EOM
- ;;
- Red_Lighter)
- cat <<EOM
-
-Your friend uses the red lighter to start the fire of the revolution.
-EOM
- printf 1 > "$inventory/.revolutionstarted"
- ;;
- Black_dildo)
- cat <<EOM
-
-You give the black dildo to your friend. He smiles perversly and sticks it
-in his butt.
-EOM
- mv "$inventory/$item" "$hipsters/20h"
- ;;
- Also_sprach_Zarathustra)
- cat <<EOM
-
-God dies.
-
-Your friend takes the book and starts babbling about the meaning of life.
-EOM
- if [ -f "$hipsters/20h/Plate_of_Bolognese_Sauce" ]; then
- mv "$hipsters/20h/Plate_of_Bolognese_Sauce" "$hipsters/coffeetable"
- fi
- mv "$inventory/$item" "$hipsters/20h"
- printf 1 > "$hipsters/20h/.meaningoflife"
- ;;
- The_Birth_of_Tragedy)
- cat <<EOM
-
-"Christianity is bad, mmkay" - He tries to tell a meme.
-
-Your friend takes the book from you and starts babbling about the meaning of
-life.
-EOM
- if [ -f "$hipsters/20h/Plate_of_Bolognese_Sauce" ]; then
- mv "$hipsters/20h/Plate_of_Bolognese_Sauce" "$hipsters/coffeetable"
- fi
- mv "$inventory/$item" "$hipsters/20h"
- printf 1 > "$hipsters/20h/.meaningoflife"
- ;;
- Siddhartha)
- cat <<EOM
-"Religions suck." - He says.
-
-You nod.
-EOM
- return
- ;;
- The_C_Programming_Language)
- cat <<EOM
-
-"Nice find! Keep it. It could be of good use." - Your friend says.
-
-You tuck the book back in your backpack.
-EOM
- ;;
- Developing_NodeJS)
- cat <<EOM
-
-Your friend starts manically laughing.
-
-"Maybe give it to those nerds behind you!" - He grins.
-
-You tuck the book back in your backpack.
-EOM
- ;;
- Sex_drugs_and_cocoa_puffs)
- cat <<EOM
-
-"Drugs? No. But the other two will do"
-
-He takes the book from you and smiles.
-EOM
- mv "$item" "$hipsters/20h"
- ;;
- esac
-}
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/talk-balcony.dcgi b/dotg/act-i/talk-balcony.dcgi
@@ -1,22 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-. config
-echo talk-balcony > $savegame/room
-. maps
-
-map_talkbalcony
-
-cat <<EOM
-## THE BALCONY (BAL)
-
-You try to spark a conversation with the two hipsters.
-
-"Hi!" - You say.
-
-They don't seem to bother.
-
-
-[1|Check inventory|$path/inventory.dcgi|server|port]
-
-[1|Quit the conversation|$path/Balcony.dcgi|server|port]
-EOM
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/talk-gentoo.dcgi b/dotg/act-i/talk-gentoo.dcgi
@@ -1,23 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-. config
-echo talk-gentoo > $savegame/room
-. maps
-
-map_talkgentoo
-
-cat <<EOM
-## HIPSTER AREA (HIP)
-
-You smalltalk with the spaniard. It turns out he is a Gentoo
-developer.
-
-Your friend and you acknowledge this.
-
-The spaniard is eating a plate of bolognese sauce.
-
-
-[1|Check inventory|$path/inventory.dcgi|server|port]
-
-[1|Quit the conversation|$path/Hipster_Area.dcgi|server|port]
-EOM
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/talk-gentoo.sh b/dotg/act-i/talk-gentoo.sh
@@ -1,90 +0,0 @@
-specific_talk_gentoo() {
- item="$1"
-
- if [ -f "$hipsters/obese/.takingashit" ]; then
- cat <<EOM
-
-The yoghurt did not bode well for the spaniard. He's in the toilet.
-EOM
- return
- fi
-
- case "$item" in
- Old_Thinkpad)
- cat <<EOM
-
-You whip out your old Thinkpad and show the spaniard the amazing
-Gentoo Hardened setup you have.
-
-The spaniard is butthurt that you have access to latest Grsecurity
-patches so he wants to start plotting murder against you.
-
-You realize if you just start walking away in a normal tempo he would
-be unable to catch up.
-
-You put your laptop back in your backpack.
-EOM
- ;;
- Plate_of_Bolognese_Sauce)
- cat <<EOM
-
-You give a plate of Bolognese sauce to the spaniard.
-
-He thanks you and starts eating it swiftly.
-EOM
- mv "$inventory/$item" "$hipsters/obese/"
- ;;
- Beers)
- cat <<EOM
-You offer a beer to the spaniard. He refuses.
-
-Is it because it makes bellies big, you ponder...
-EOM
- ;;
- Chocolate_Milks)
- cat <<EOM
-
-You give a chocolate milk bottle to the spaniard. He thanks you and
-drinks it in one sip.
-EOM
- givebeer "$item"
- ;;
- Old_yoghurt)
- cat <<EOM
-
-You give the old yoghurt to the spaniard. He starts eating it.
-
-You hear his stomach gurgling. Struggling, but he manages to get
-up and start walking towards the toilet.
-EOM
- printf 1 > "$hipsters/obese/.takingashit"
- cp -f "$hipsters/obese/Plate_of_Bolognese_Sauce" "$hipsters/coffeetable"
- ;;
- The_Birth_of_Tragedy)
- cat <<EOM
-"Man, christianity sucks, man." - He says while gasping.
-
-You nod.
-EOM
- ;;
- The_C_Programming_Language)
- cat <<EOM
-
-You show the K&R book to the spaniard. His head explodes.
-EOM
- printf 1 > "$hipsters/obese/.dead"
- ;;
- Developing_NodeJS)
- cat <<EOM
-
-"Man, nodejs sucks, man." - He says while gasping.
-EOM
- ;;
- *)
- cat <<EOM
-
-$item is of no use here.
-EOM
- ;;
- esac
-}
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/talk-girls.dcgi b/dotg/act-i/talk-girls.dcgi
@@ -1,26 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-. config
-echo talk-girls > $savegame/room
-. functions
-. maps
-
-map_talkgirls
-
-cat <<EOM
-## WORK DESK (COMP)
-
-You introduce yourself to the girls.
-
-"Hello!" - You say eagerly.
-
-"Hello to you to! Excuse us though, we're in the middle of
-some work. See you around later?" - One of them asks.
-
-"Sure thing!" - You reply.
-
-
-[1|Check inventory|$path/inventory.dcgi|server|port]
-
-[1|Quit the conversation|$path/Work_Desk.dcgi|server|port]
-EOM
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/talk-girls.sh b/dotg/act-i/talk-girls.sh
@@ -1,68 +0,0 @@
-specific_talk_girls() {
- item="$1"
- case "$item" in
- Beers)
- oldcount="$(cat $inventory/Beers)"
- if [ "$oldcount" -lt 2 ]; then
- echo "You don't have enough beers to give."
- else
- cat <<EOM
-
-You hand over two beers to the girls.
-
-"Why thank you! This sure is nice." - They smile.
-
-"Say, could you do us a favor? There is a thing in the closet in the
-small bedroom over there. Would you mind going there and bringing it
-back to us?" - One of the girls asks.
-
-"Hm, what is it?" - You ask.
-
-"Eh, just go, you'll figure it out when you see it" - The other one winks.
-
-You wonder for a short second, and say: "Ah well, why not!".
-
-You smile.
-EOM
- printf 1 > "$inventory/.letusfuck"
- fi
- return
- ;;
- Black_dildo)
- cat <<EOM
-
-You whip out a big black dildo in front of the girls. They laugh
-because they know what's up. Anyone else would be disgusted/shocked.
-EOM
- return
- ;;
- Baby_and_child_care)
- cat <<EOM
-
-You show the Baby and child care book to the girls, obviously trolling.
-They look confused and somewhat worried.
-EOM
- return
- ;;
- To_Kill_a_Mockingbird)
- cat <<EOM
-
-"One of my favorite books!", one of the girls says.
-
-You hand the book over to her, and say: "Enjoy it".
-
-You wink at her.
-EOM
- mv "$inventory/$item" "$books"
- return
- ;;
- *)
- cat <<EOM
-
-$item is of no use here.
-EOM
- return
- ;;
- esac
-}
-
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/talk-hipster.dcgi b/dotg/act-i/talk-hipster.dcgi
@@ -1,24 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-. config
-echo talk-hipster > $savegame/room
-. maps
-
-map_talkhipster
-
-cat <<EOM
-## HIPSTER AREA (HIP)
-
-"Hi! You realize you're going to become infertile" - You say,
-seeing that his Macbook is sitting on his testicles, burning
-tthem up.
-
-He doesn't seem to care, and instead starts showing you his
-WebGL project on the Macbook. The Macbook starts emitting even
-more heat.
-
-
-[1|Check inventory|$path/inventory.dcgi|server|port]
-
-[1|Quit the conversation|$path/Hipster_Area.dcgi|server|port]
-EOM
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/talk-hipster.sh b/dotg/act-i/talk-hipster.sh
@@ -1,37 +0,0 @@
-specific_talk_hipster() {
- item="$1"
-
- case "$item" in
- Black_dildo)
- cat <<EOM
-
-You make gay jokes at the hipster.
-
-His eyes tear up.
-EOM
- return
- ;;
- To_Kill_a_Mockingbird)
- cat <<EOM
-
-"Ha, did you know my name is Atticus?"
-
-You're shocked.
-EOM
- return
- ;;
- Fight_Club)
- cat <<EOM
-
-"Oh wow! That's one of my favorite movies. I didn't know they wrote
-a book after it... I probably won't read it, but cool!"
-
-You're shocked. You take a sip of rakia to relax.
-EOM
- ;;
- *)
- cat <<EOM
-$item is of no use here.
-EOM
- esac
-}
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/talk-nerds.dcgi b/dotg/act-i/talk-nerds.dcgi
@@ -1,49 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-. config
-echo talk-nerds > $savegame/room
-. maps
-. functions
-
-map_talknerds
-
-cat <<EOM
-## HIPSTER AREA (HIP)
-EOM
-
-if [ -f "$inventory/.nerdsmoved" ]; then
- cat <<EOM
-
-The nerds seem to have left the machine in a usable state. You're
-surprised.
-
-You see:
-EOM
-
-list_items_to use $nextbox
-
- cat <<EOM
-
-
-[1|Check inventory|$path/inventory.dcgi|server|port]
-
-[1|Leave the computer|$path/Hipster_Area.dcgi|server|port]
-EOM
-else
- cat <<EOM
-
-You take a look at what the nerds are doing. They seem to be
-ttrying to find a C compiler on the NeXT machine. They are
-not successful.
-
-You ask if you can use the keyboard, they do not let you and
-diss you off instead.
-
-
-[1|Check inventory|$path/inventory.dcgi|server|port]
-
-[1|Quit the conversation|$path/Hipster_Area.dcgi|server|port]
-EOM
-fi
-
-
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/talk-nerds.sh b/dotg/act-i/talk-nerds.sh
@@ -1,90 +0,0 @@
-specific_talk_nerds() {
- item="$1"
-
- if [ -f "$inventory/.nerdsmoved" ]; then
- cat <<EOM
-
-The nerds seem to have left.
-
-EOM
-
- case "$item" in
- The_C_Programming_Language)
- cat <<EOM
-
-You use the power of C to flip bytes and bang bits...
-EOM
- [ -f "$inventory/.notyet" ] || {
- cat <<EOM
-Accidentally, you activate a
-[h|time machine|URL:ssh://time-machine@bitreich.org|server|port]
-
-
-You have finished Act I.
-
-[1|To to Act II|/dotg/act-ii|server|port]
-EOM
- rm -f "$nextbox/Terminal" "$nextbox/Keyboard" \
- "$nextbox/Mouse" "$nextbox/The_C_Programming_Language"
- printf 1 > "$inventory/.timemachineactivated"
- }
- ;;
- Terminal|Keyboard|Mouse)
- cat <<EOM
-
-You try using the NeXT computer, but you're unsuccessful.
-EOM
- ;;
- *)
- cat <<EOM
-$item is of no use here.
-EOM
- ;;
- esac
- else
- case "$item" in
- Beers|Chocolate_Milks)
- cat <<EOM
-
-The nerds steal all your $item.
-EOM
- rm -f "$inventory/$item"
- ;;
- The_C_Programming_Language)
- cat <<EOM
-
-The nerds take $item from you and try to type in examples in the
-NeXT console.
-
-They seem to be failing.
-EOM
- mv "$inventory/$item" "$nextbox"
- ;;
- Developing_NodeJS)
- cat <<EOM
-
-As you pull out the book from your backpack, one of the nerds catches
-a glance at it. He loudly points at it.
-
-The other nerds look at it and forcefully take it away from you. They
-leave the area and move towards somewhere else.
-EOM
- rm -f "$inventory/$item"
- printf 1 > "$inventory/.nerdsmoved"
- ;;
- Sex_drugs_and_cocoa_puffs)
- cat <<EOM
-
-The virgins try to convince you they're not.
-
-(Developer note: this is actually a good book, unrelated to the context
-it is presented in-game. Read it ;)
-EOM
- ;;
- *)
- cat <<EOM
-$item is of no use here.
-EOM
- esac
- fi # !nerdsmoved
-}
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/use.dcgi b/dotg/act-i/use.dcgi
@@ -1,39 +0,0 @@
-#!/bin/sh
-
-. config
-. functions
-
-fullpath="$2"
-itemname="$(basename $fullpath)"
-
-currentloc="$(cat $savegame/room)"
-
-call="$(find_usecase $itemname $currentloc)"
-
-case "$call" in
- No*)
- cat <<EOM
-$call
-
-[1|Exit|$path/$(cat $savegame/room).dcgi|server|port]
-EOM
- return
- ;;
- use-generic*)
- use_generic "$itemname"
- cat <<EOM
-
-[1|Exit|$path/$(cat $savegame/room).dcgi|server|port]
-EOM
- return
- ;;
- use-specific*)
- use_specific "$(echo $call | awk -F, '{print $2}')" "$itemname"
- cat <<EOM
-
-[1|Exit|$path/$(cat $savegame/room).dcgi|server|port]
-EOM
- return
- ;;
-esac
-
diff --git a/dotg/act-i/usecases.csv b/dotg/act-i/usecases.csv
@@ -1,33 +0,0 @@
-Old_Thinkpad,Hipster_Area,talk-gentoo
-Plastic_bottle_of_rakia,anywhere
-Cigarettes,anywhere
-Smartphone,Kitchen,Bedroom1,talk-20h
-Plate_of_Bolognese_Sauce,Kitchen,Hipster_Area,Toilet1,talk-gentoo
-Empty_Beer_Bottles,Toilet1,Balcony,Kitchen
-Empty_Glasses,Kitchen,Toilet1
-Beers,talk-girls,talk-nerds,talk-20h,talk-gentoo,anywhere
-Chocolate_Milks,talk-gentoo,talk-nerds,Kitchen,talk-20h
-Black_dildo,Toilet1,Balcony,Bedroom1,Bedroom2,talk-girls,talk-20h,talk-hipster
-Red_Lighter,talk-20h
-White_Lighter,talk-20h
-Locked_computer,talk-20h
-Keychain_with_a_key,Bedroom2,anywhere
-Used_condom,Toilet1,Toilet2,talk-20h
-Plastic_bag,Balcony,Toilet1,Toilet2
-Old_yoghurt,talk-gentoo
-Rolling_tobacco,anywhere
-Empty_Glasses,Kitchen,Toilet1
-Terminal,talk-nerds
-Keyboard,talk-nerds
-Mouse,talk-nerds
-Google_Ad_coupons,talk-balcony
-
-Also_sprach_Zarathustra,talk-20h
-The_Birth_of_Tragedy,talk-20h,talk-gentoo
-Siddhartha,talk-20h
-Baby_and_child_care,talk-20h,talk-girls
-The_C_Programming_Language,talk-20h,talk-gentoo,talk-nerds
-Developing_NodeJS,talk-20h,talk-gentoo,talk-nerds
-To_Kill_a_Mockingbird,talk-hipster,talk-girls
-Sex_drugs_and_cocoa_puffs,talk-20h,talk-nerds
-Fight_Club,talk-hipster
diff --git a/dotg/index.gph b/dotg/index.gph
@@ -1,22 +0,0 @@
-
- ▛▀▖ ▞▀▖▗▀▖ ▀▛▘▌ ▞▀▖ ▛▀▖ ▌
- ▌ ▌▝▀▖▌ ▌ ▌ ▌▐ ▌ ▛▀▖▞▀▖ ▌▄▖▙▀▖▙▄▘▝▀▖▙▀▖▝▀▖▀▜▘▌ ▌▞▀▌
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-
-A Bitreich FOSDEM adventure...
-
-
- ⣎⣱ ⢀⣀ ⣰⡀ ⡇
- ⠇⠸ ⠣⠤ ⠘⠤ ⠇
- -- Hipsters
-
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-
- ⣎⣱ ⢀⣀ ⣰⡀ ⡇ ⡇
- ⠇⠸ ⠣⠤ ⠘⠤ ⠇ ⠇
- -- "Hackers"
-
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