commit d202899be1dd20dec8802d6b2af8e2a5fdef8663
parent 4abee65caf47d150800a3504e7548d2885ac9e7d
Author: Christoph Lohmann <20h@r-36.net>
Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2018 02:00:59 +0100
Spaniard handling for the orgy.
Diffstat:
1 file changed, 12 insertions(+), 0 deletions(-)
diff --git a/act-i/talk-elves.sh b/act-i/talk-elves.sh
@@ -8,10 +8,22 @@ specific_talk_elves() {
The elves perform their magic and a gangbang commences...
+EOM
+if [ -f "$hipsters/obese/.takingashit" ]; then
+ cat <<EOM
+ Everyone is sucking and fucking. The two bearded hipsters from the
+ balcony come in and start sucking eachother's dicks.
+EOM
+else
+ cat <<EOM
Everyone is sucking and fucking. The obese spaniard takes a shit in the
Macbook hipster's mouth. The two bearded hipsters from the balcony come
in and start sucking eachother's dicks.
+EOM
+fi
+
+cat <<EOM
The party host jumps on the table and starts pissing on everyone.